Thursday, June 21, 2018

Kids Say the Darndest Things...

Olivia: "Mom!!! Mom!! Come quick!! There's a snake in the tree!!"

 I reluctantly and carefully trudge over to the tree and she points to this tiny little caterpillar "snake."


Now that Nolan is a pretty accomplished reader and writer, I've been finding lots of these kinds of notes left around the house...



Nolan (at breakfast): "Mom, I had a dream last night."

Me: "Oh yeah? Want to tell me about it?"

Nolan: "Well....I had a dream that my tentacles fell out of my penis."

Me: *Silent, but confused*

It took me hours to realize that he actually meant his testicles, not tentacles.


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