"Scott the Plumber doesn't go in time outs!"

While I was in the shower today, Nolan dismantled my piano lesson chair, leaving it in two pieces.

"Nolan, please stay away from the chair. It's broken."

"I want to fix it.  I'm Scott the Plumber."

"If you touch the chair again, you are choosing a time out."

"Scott the Plumber doesn't go in time outs!"

<sigh>